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<i>in living color on NBC.</i>

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Good morning.

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Hoss, what are you doing in
town so early this morning?

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Oh, Roy, I had to come
and pick up some supplies

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for a little family celebration,
we're having out at the place.

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Matter of fact, I was gonna come
by your place and invite you out.

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Well, fine, what's the
celebration all about?

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Well, Adam's coming in on
the noon stage, Greenfield.

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He just pulled a big
timber contract up there

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with two of the biggest
contractors in the whole territory,

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got a two-year contract.

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Is that right? Say, it'll be great
thing for the town, wouldn't it?

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And Adam, he's getting to
be quite the businessman.

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Yeah, he sure is.

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Pa's mighty proud of him too.

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You know, Roy, I wish
I knew how he does it.

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Dadburnit, seem like everything
old Adam turn his hand to

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just turns out
smooth and perfect.

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Never a hitch. Yes, sir.

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Just seems like Adam ain't got
no problems ever, or troubles.

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Now me, if I had been the
one that Pa sent up there,

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ain't no telling him how much trouble
I would've got into before I got back.

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I know what you mean, Hoss,

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but, uh, I believe you've
got to look at it this way.

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Adam may get a lot
more things done than you,

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but he don't have nowhere as
near as interesting a life as you.

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Yeah. I reckon you
could look at it like that.

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Well, I've gotta get this
stuff out to Hop Sing now.

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- See you there, Roy.
- So long, Hoss.

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So long. Hyah.

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Jeff, Sheriff Munsey
said to be sure this gets off

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on the Virginia City stage.

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Cyril, the Virginia City coach passed
through here over 20 minutes ago.

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- Next one ain't till tomorrow afternoon.
- Oh, shoot.

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But these are special trial
papers that had to get off today.

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Sheriff Munsey is
gonna wring my neck.

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Well, Clyde will be stopping to
rest the horses at Chamber's Grow.

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If you cut over Pennant Peak,
you might be able to catch him there.

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I'd better catch him. If I don't I
might just as well keep on riding

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right out of the territory.

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Oh. Hyah!

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What're you stopping
here for? Anything wrong?

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We always stop here
to rest the horses.

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Oh, you can get out and stretch
your leg and even your mind too.

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A thousand pardons,
senor, for this inconvenience.

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We shall work fast so as not to
delay you any longer than is necessary.

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- Very thoughtful of you.
- Oh, it is nothing. Nothing at all.

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Hold, ye bandits.
Here I run you through.

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- Juan, what is it?
- I don't know.

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Hear my words and mark me
well, you miscreant blaggards.

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There will be no banditry
tolerated on these public highways.

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Huh?

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Oh, boy. Juan, you see him too?

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Prepare ye to defend yourselves.

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Get the horses. Quick.

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Full tilt!

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Charge!

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Charge!

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So justice and...

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Ah, heh.

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So, justice and
virtue triumph again.

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Yeah.

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- Thank you for helping out.
- Nay, never thank me, lad.

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Such is the way of the knight.

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Defend the helpless,
bring justice to evil-doers,

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right all wrongs, such as the vows I
made when I took my knightly oath.

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Heh, I see, uh, pardon my curiosity,
but what is all of this about, huh?

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Who are you, really?

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Forsooth, you must be
a stranger to this land.

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Everyone in the length
and breadth of all Camelot

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knows the name
of good King Arthur.

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King Arthur of the,
uh, Round Table?

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Verily, the same, heh. I
see you have heard of me.

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Oh, yes. Everybody has heard
of you, heh, thee, noble sire.

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Well, now about what
happened today I just assume

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you didn't mention it
to anyone, you see.

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The court gossips, they
delight in the ridicule of their king

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being unhorsed by
common highwaymen.

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Never fear, sire.
My lips are sealed.

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Mm-hm.

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Verily, it took all 20
of them to do it, ugh,

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and they had to sneak
up behind me at that

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and nonetheless I should
not have been so careless

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as to allow them to outflank me.

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Happens to the best of knights,
sire, heat of battle and all.

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Yes, precisely, heh.

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Well, you'll be safe enough
now, lad. I must not tarry,

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I must be off in
pursuit of the brigands.

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Uh, sire.

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Don't you think
you've done enough?

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I mean, why don't we just
notify the nearest sheriff

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and let him handle the
bandits from here on.

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I mean, after all, there's only one
of you and five... Twenty of them.

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Lad, you cut me to the quick.

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Wouldst thou have
me give up the pursuit

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merely because I am outnumbered?

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Lance. Never fear, I
shall bring them to heel,

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though their number be legion.

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Come, noble
Gwendolyn. Fare ye well.

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Charge!

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Hold it right there, mister.

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I, uh, don't know what
you're thinking, but if it's

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what I'm afraid it is, you're
wrong. I didn't do that.

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Well, if you didn't shoot off
that lock, what did you shoot?

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Well, now if you give
me a chance I'll explain.

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You'll get your chance.

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What happened, Clyde?

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I don't know. I was checking harness
and somebody hit me from behind.

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I didn't see a thing.

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Whereabouts was this fellow?

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Well, he is back here
stretching his legs.

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He was behind you, huh?

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- Well, yeah.
- Look, if you'll just...

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Listen to me and I can
tell you the whole story.

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You save your story
for Sheriff Munsey.

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I'm taking you back
to Morris Flats with me.

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And it's gonna take a heap of tall
talking to explain your way out of this.

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But the fellow...

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Ugh.

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So he used your gun to
shoot the lock of the strongbox?

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- Then what happened?
- Well, he, uh, opened the box.

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But before he had a chance
to take any of the money,

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uh, well, I mean, while
he was looking in the box,

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somebody rode up and scared
him and the other bandits away.

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There wasn't nobody there but
him and the driver when I got there.

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Now, just a minute, Cyril.
You let him tell his story.

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Uh, now, son, who was
it that scared them away?

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Well, heh,

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it was a man...

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There was no man
there when I got there.

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Well, they had already left
by the time you got there.

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You mean Cyril was the
man that scared them off?

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Yeah.

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Yes, you see, they heard his horse
coming and panicked and ran away.

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Hmm.

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Better lock him up, Cyril.

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No, wait. Wait a minute.

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I am not a stagecoach robber.

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Now, I am on my way to Virginia
City from a business deal in Greenfield.

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Now look at that. Those
are timber contracts,

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worth thousands of dollars.

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Now there is a check for
$2000 in advance on the contract.

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Now, you just wire Sheriff
Coffee in Virginia City

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and he will vouch for
everything I tell you.

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- You know Roy Coffee?
- I've known him since I was a kid.

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- He'll tell you, I'm no outlaw.
- All right.

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I'll get a wire off to
Sheriff Coffee right away.

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We'll see what he has to say.

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Meantime, you better just stay
right here in one of our cells,

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just in case.

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You won't be able to get
a stage for Virginia City

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until tomorrow now,
anyway, and well, see...

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I'll save you the
price of a hotel room.

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Cyril. Cyril.

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Very good.

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Hiya, Roy. ROY: Boys.

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Just came to meet Adam on stage.

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Hop Sing made a
great big chocolate cake.

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- You're gonna be there.
- Ben, I wouldn't look for Adam,

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- if I was you, on the noon stage.
- Now, what do you mean?

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Well, he's been a little delayed.
In fact, I just got this telegram

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from Sheriff Munsey
over in Morris Flats.

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"Holding man who calls
himself Adam Cartwright,

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claims to know you,
can you vouch for him?

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Please forward description and
full particulars. Sheriff Munsey."

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- What's all this about?
- Well, I don't know for sure.

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But there's probably been
some trouble over there

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and Adam being
a stranger in all,

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Sheriff's just holding him till
he can check out his record.

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You mean, old poor Adam's got
himself into some dumb trouble? Heh.

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Well, Adam probably
ain't done nothing at all.

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It's just standard
procedure in a case like this.

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Soon as Sheriff Munsey gets
my reply, he will turn Adam loose.

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He will be able to get that
stage out late tomorrow afternoon.

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That will put him in here
sometime late tomorrow evening.

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Yeah. That cake sure is gonna
get stale before then. Ain't it?

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Is that all you can think
about at a time like this, cake?

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I was thinking about that
chicken pot pie too, Pa.

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Oh, no.

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Well, I hope you had a good
night sleep, Mr. Cartwright.

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I received this telegram
from Sheriff Coffee last night.

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He thinks mighty highly of
you and your entire family.

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- Well, now will you believe me?
- Well, I don't know, son.

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That was a mighty
far-fetched alibi you gave me.

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And I'm convinced you know
a lot more than you've told me.

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On the other hand, there
were no other eyewitnesses

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and Sheriff Coffee vouched
here so strongly for you but...

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- Well, I just do, wish you'd do it.
- Believe me, Sheriff.

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Anything more I might
tell you about the holdup

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would only serve
to confuse the issue.

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It was a gang of five bandits
and that's all I can tell you.

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- Yes. But can't you give...
- Sheriff.

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I just know you will
catch those outlaws.

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Hyah-hah.

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Ho.

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Ah, senor. How nice
to see you again?

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Uh, just charming.

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Charge!

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- It's the demon again. Aah!
- No, no, do not run away.

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Do not run away.

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Knaves!

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Charge!

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Turn, turn, you fool.

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Charge!

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Whew.

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Well, Gwendolyn,
all the world's a stage

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and one man in his
time plays many parts.

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By Jove, what a joust.

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How many of the
villains did I slay, lad,

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did you count them
yet? Ten, twenty?

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Now, would you
just stand right there

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and listen to me very carefully.

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We're all through
playing Camelot.

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I humored you last time,
and I ended up in jail.

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The sheriff thought that I was
trying to rob the stagecoach.

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Ah, but you assured him
you didn't, and he let you go,

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knowing your word was
your sacred bond, heh.

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So verily, truth and justice
always triumph in the end, lad.

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And well, now look, here is
what we're gonna do. See.

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We're gonna go back up
there and pick up the strongbox.

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- Right.
- We're gonna see

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about a driver. All three of us
will ride back into Morris Flats.

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- Tell the sheriff what happened here.
- Absolutely unbent.

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Hmm?

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Would you put that thing down?

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You haven't listened to me at all.
You haven't heard a word I said.

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- Zounds, what a temper.
- Yes, I have a temper.

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No, not you, lad. I am
referring to the lance.

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Not a scratch
on it. Look at that.

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- The temper of Toledo steel...
- Would you please stop babbling,

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- and listen to me?
- I heard what you said.

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You want me to go
with you to the sheriff.

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But I can't.

235
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,687
If I let them capture me,
that would be the end of it.

236
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,816
It would be all over,
they'll make me go back.

237
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,991
No.

238
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,899
I must be off in
pursuit of yon bandits.

239
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,733
My knightly honor is at stake.

240
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,875
Wouldst thou stand between
me and my sworn duties?

241
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,841
- Stand aside, knave.
- Look.

242
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:49,448
I know you mean
well, old fellow.

243
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,115
- But you're dangerous.
- Dangerous?

244
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:55,118
- To yourself and others.
- Of course I'm dangerous.

245
00:20:55,287 --> 00:21:00,316
I'm a veritable holy terror
when I ride against evildoers. Ha.

246
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,123
My...

247
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:07,264
My daring exploits
are known worldwide.

248
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,629
Well, we can tell your
exploits to the sheriff.

249
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:13,671
- Now, come on.
- No. I see it all now.

250
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,603
You're in league
with those bandits,

251
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,939
you're trying to prevent me from
wreaking my vengeance upon them.

252
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:23,446
Truly a bad spell must
have been cast upon me.

253
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,385
Sire, please.

254
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,455
No more talk. Stand back.

255
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:36,356
Arthur. Don't go after
those bandits alone.

256
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,055
Now that tin suit
will not stop bullets.

257
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,967
Never fear, lad.

258
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:46,299
Justice shall be my armor
and innocence my shield.

259
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,565
Come, Gwendolyn.

260
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,272
Arthur, come back here!

261
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,573
Charge!

262
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,976
You sure got a
lot of guts, mister.

263
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,315
You ain't too long on brains,

264
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,219
if you think you're gonna get
away with this a second time.

265
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:42,293
Now, let's not go through this
again. I was just lugging your box.

266
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:47,126
Save it. Let's see how far your story
gets with Sheriff Munsey this time.

267
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:56,765
If I was trying to
steal the strongbox,

268
00:22:56,976 --> 00:23:00,037
why would I lug it
back to the driver.

269
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,972
My guess is, that after
he wrecked the coach,

270
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,605
he seen that he
couldn't get away,

271
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,751
so he brought the box
back and he cooked up

272
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,046
this wild story just
to cover himself.

273
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,655
Now, that makes a
lot of sense, doesn't it?

274
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:15,361
Makes just about as much
sense as anything you've said, son.

275
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:16,688
Twice in a row,

276
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:19,491
a band of outlaws ride
down on the stagecoach,

277
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:22,760
knock out the driver,
take down the strongbox,

278
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:28,397
shoot the lock off the box and then
they ride away without taking anything.

279
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:32,341
And you say it's because something
or somebody scared them off,

280
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,742
but you won't tell
me who or what.

281
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,800
If I told you,

282
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,693
you wouldn't believe me.

283
00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:02,068
Heh, now, you ain't
got nothing to lose, boy,

284
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,870
because I ain't believing
a thing you've said so far.

285
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:14,484
Uh, now, son, why don't
you just tell me the truth?

286
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:17,817
I'm your friend. I'm
trying to help you.

287
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,357
But if you insist on
holding out on me,

288
00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:24,224
if you refuse to tell
me the whole story,

289
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:29,130
well, you can see for yourself
how guilty it makes you look?

290
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:34,296
Now, boy, why don't you just
tell me what really happened.

291
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:38,342
Come on, son, you can trust me.

292
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,108
All right.

293
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,479
All right.

294
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,652
You wanna know what
really happened, huh?

295
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:57,429
The whole story?

296
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:31,494
Now, I have heard some
wild stories in my time,

297
00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:33,598
that fellow takes
all the prizes.

298
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,530
And he seems so sincere too,

299
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,602
perfectly serious
about the whole thing,

300
00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:41,070
just as though he believed
everything he was telling us.

301
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,873
Psst, psst.

302
00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,137
Fear nothing, lad.

303
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:53,251
Thou unjust incarceration has not
escaped the notice of King Arthur.

304
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:57,252
- Oh, am I glad to see you?
- Ha-ha-ha.

305
00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:59,051
I'll have thee free in a nonce.

306
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:02,160
Stay right there and you're gonna
explain this whole thing to the sheriff.

307
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:03,886
Sheriff. Sheriff,
come in here, quick.

308
00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:06,958
The sheriff mustn't see me.

309
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:12,002
Sheriff. Sheriff, come here. Sherriff,
there's somebody to see you, heh.

310
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:14,970
Arthur, Arthur. Arthur,
come back here.

311
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,631
Arthur, where are you?

312
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:20,610
- What is it? What's wrong?
- He was here, outside the window.

313
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,509
- Who was here?
- Arthur, King Arthur,

314
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:23,979
he was outside here.

315
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,080
Well, don't just stand
there! Go get him!

316
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,697
He can't move very fast
in all that steel armor,

317
00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:32,190
- go out there and catch him.
- Now, now, just calm down.

318
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,849
Cyril, you run out there and
see if you can find King Arthur.

319
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,758
- Everything's gonna be all right.
- King Arthur?

320
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,196
- What's he look like?
- Ha-ha-ha. Well, you can't miss him.

321
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:43,144
He's the only knight in
armor you'll find out there.

322
00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:46,161
- I guarantee it. Go get him, hurry!
- Go on, Cyril.

323
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,240
Now, don't you worry, you just
relax. We'll take care of everything.

324
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,900
Oh, why don't you lie down
for a spell, and I'll be right back.

325
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:54,308
Yeah!

326
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,351
Arthur, you...

327
00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:08,661
Cyril, you come back
here and put that rifle away.

328
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,955
But you told me to go
out there and look for...

329
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,292
I know what I told you.

330
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,367
I was just trying to humor him.
I'm trying to settle him down.

331
00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:20,529
We got a real problem with that boy,
Cyril, why he's as crazy as a jaybird.

332
00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:24,108
- Ain't no doubt about that.
- I don't understand it.

333
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,507
Sheriff Coffee spoke
so highly of him,

334
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:29,477
most of the time he talks and
acts like he's got good sense.

335
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:33,050
But he's got a real thing about
that King Arthur story of his.

336
00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:37,121
You know, he reminds
me of my Uncle Cleve.

337
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,919
One day, he talked and
acted just like you and me.

338
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:44,621
Next day, we caught him
out on the lake in a rowboat,

339
00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:46,856
going after ducks
with a bullwhip.

340
00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:50,400
- Hmm. Did he ever get over it?
- Yeah, for several days

341
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,868
he went along just fine.

342
00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:57,169
Then one afternoon, he started
making noise like a billy goat.

343
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,102
Before we could catch
him, he started running

344
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:01,770
and butted his head
clean through the barn wall.

345
00:28:01,947 --> 00:28:04,712
- Oh, my...
- And he never was same after that.

346
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,374
Hmm.

347
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,598
Sheriff. Sheriff, he's back!

348
00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:25,260
Shh.

349
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:30,800
He's back at the
window. Sheriff!

350
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,213
Sheriff, you'd better do something.
He's gonna be butting his brains out.

351
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,247
He's gonna do it
right here in your jail.

352
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,614
Sheriff. Sheriff!

353
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,918
Now, settle down,
boy, just settle down.

354
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:45,352
You're gonna be all right.

355
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,993
Where's that fool deputy of
yours? Arthur is still out there.

356
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,288
He just popped up
at the window again.

357
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:52,294
I know he did.
But he's gone now,

358
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,831
and we ain't gonna let
him bother you no more.

359
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,902
Cyril, why aren't you out
there and trying to catch him?

360
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,096
What's wrong with you two?

361
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,207
See what I mean, sheriff?

362
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:06,175
Why don't you just lie down
and try to get some rest.

363
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:09,747
What kind of a lunatic
asylum is this anyway?

364
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:13,352
It will have to do until
we get you to a real one.

365
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,488
Cyril, you run down to
the stagecoach office.

366
00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:28,259
You send a wire off to
Sheriff Coffee in Virginia City.

367
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,799
You tell him what's
happened here.

368
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:33,405
You tell us you send that boy's
next-to-kin here to claim him.

369
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,646
Sheriff, come quick, there's a
brawl broke out in the saloon,

370
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,260
and it looks like there
might be some shooting.

371
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:49,153
Oh, it's just nights
like this make me wish

372
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,189
I could turn in my star.

373
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,636
Be of stout heart, lad.

374
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:06,403
Thy liberation is at hand.

375
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,908
What are you doing?

376
00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:13,511
I've come to help you.

377
00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:18,779
Don't. I don't want
any of your help.

378
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:23,479
Just let them hang me or
whatever it is they wanna do with me.

379
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:27,751
Nonsense, you'll be
free in the wink of an eye.

380
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:50,206
Now, Gwendolyn, heave.
With all your might, go!

381
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:12,060
A slight miscalculation, lad,
but I'll think of something else.

382
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:12,690
Stop that. Get out of here.
I'm in enough trouble already.

383
00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:15,163
Come on, lad, you're free.

384
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:20,670
Sire, I do not wish to
escape. I like it here.

385
00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:22,865
I love it here, Arthur.

386
00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:27,670
But I have a plan, lad,
that'll fix up everything.

387
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:33,552
It may mean the end of King
Arthur but we'll go out in blaze a glory.

388
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,448
Come on, lad.

389
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,024
Camelot awaits.

390
00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:11,419
- Can't do this to me. I'm a taxpayer.
- Shh.

391
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:12,785
Now you get quiet, Sam.

392
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,689
- We got a mighty sick man in there.
- Shh.

393
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:19,887
Shh.

394
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:37,106
Where's this sick man
you were talking about?

395
00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:42,243
Well, sir, you're
looking at him.

396
00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:04,975
Well.

397
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:11,175
- Where's Adam?
- Uh, Adam didn't get in yet, Pa.

398
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,146
What do you mean?

399
00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:17,222
Look, Roy said that when Sheriff
Munsey got that wire of identification,

400
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,017
he'd be taking the
afternoon stage out.

401
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,990
Yeah, he didn't, Pa. Me
and Joe met the stage,

402
00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:23,185
he wasn't on it. As
a matter of fact...

403
00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:25,057
I gotta figure something out.

404
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:28,270
I gotta get Roy to send another wire.
Straighten things out once and for all.

405
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:30,368
We've already talked to Roy, Pa,

406
00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:34,302
he just got another
telegram from Sheriff Munsey.

407
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,409
What's wrong now?

408
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,875
It seems the sheriff wants
us to come to fetch Adam.

409
00:34:40,045 --> 00:34:41,775
- Yeah.
- Fetch him?

410
00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,439
What kind of nonsense is that?

411
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:51,355
Pa, it seems like Adam has
been acting sort of peculiar-like.

412
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:55,358
"Peculiar." Now what
do you mean "peculiar"?

413
00:34:56,161 --> 00:34:59,359
It, uh, seems
he's seeing things.

414
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:04,260
He's seeing things. And what
kind of things has he been seeing?

415
00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:11,443
What kind of things
has he been seeing?

416
00:35:12,177 --> 00:35:15,306
Hoss, tell him what kind
of things he's been seeing.

417
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:21,984
Well, uh, like, knights
in armor and such.

418
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:29,118
Knights in armor, and
Sheriff Munsey wired this.

419
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,286
Well, I'm gonna tell you
something, we're gonna fetch Adam.

420
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:36,299
And that Sheriff Munsey is gonna be
seeing things by the time I get there.

421
00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:41,605
I can understand that
you might be seeing things.

422
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,867
I can understand
you seeing things.

423
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:48,002
But I cannot believe that
Adam sees things, not him.

424
00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:50,410
- All right, let's go.
- Why me?

425
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,748
Come on, let's go.

426
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:13,800
And locked up inside
that jail and he escaped?

427
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:16,339
Just like he floated
through the cell bars

428
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,943
and the cell door
wasn't even unlocked.

429
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,511
Oh, come on, that's impossible.

430
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,945
Well, we told you, he's crazy.

431
00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,243
Ain't anybody tried
to track him down?

432
00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:29,411
Uh, there was no point in
trying to find his trail last night.

433
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:32,113
I was just about to send
Cyril out to round up some men

434
00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:34,090
for a search party when
you came busting over.

435
00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:36,990
You've got yourself your search
party now, so let's get going.

436
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:38,722
We'll head out for Pennant Peak.

437
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,832
We can see all through
the territory from there.

438
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,934
Oh, Cyril, you take
care of the office.

439
00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:46,299
Hey, Cyril, get on your feet.

440
00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:58,682
Arthur, if this is a wild goose
chase, you're taking me on,

441
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,945
I'm gonna get me a screw driver
and take you apart, piece by piece.

442
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,783
Upon my oath, lad,
I followed the villains

443
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,857
and discovered their
hideout last night.

444
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:08,891
It was only by dint
of sheer willpower

445
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,120
I restrained myself
from swooping down

446
00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:12,628
and capturing
them single-handed,

447
00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:16,359
but I knew how much you'd want
to share the glory of the event,

448
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:18,127
so I went back for you.

449
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:20,101
Why didn't you tell
me this back at the jail?

450
00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,399
And have you tell that
miserably inept sheriff?

451
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,100
Oh, of course, it's his job to
capture a bandit, it's not ours.

452
00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:28,610
A lad wouldst forego
the glory and the honor.

453
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:32,740
I wouldst and so would you.

454
00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:34,781
As soon as you show
me where this hideout is,

455
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,964
we're gonna get back to town and
get the sheriff out here with a posse.

456
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:39,184
Then I most certainly
never tell you where it is.

457
00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:41,656
Arthur, as a king
you should know that

458
00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:45,820
courage should be
tempered with caution at times.

459
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,727
There's only two of us.

460
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:50,334
And how many of them have
you counted lately, 10, 20?

461
00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:54,269
Oh, never mind how
many I've counted.

462
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:57,876
Look, if I could show you a way

463
00:37:58,042 --> 00:38:00,671
that the two of us could
overcome a whole army.

464
00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:04,941
- Would you help? Huh?
- Oh, now it's an army, huh?

465
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:07,642
That's worth a look at least.

466
00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:11,256
Lad, you may win
your golden spurs yet.

467
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:14,051
- Onward.
- Right.

468
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:36,139
There, see them?

469
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,258
Look.

470
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:57,334
Juan, Juan, the
stagecoach is coming.

471
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,130
You're sure that tin
man is not around?

472
00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:01,739
I searched all over,
he's nowhere to be seen.

473
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:03,534
I hope so for his sake.

474
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:37,603
- Come on, we'll stop them?
- No.

475
00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:40,176
We're gonna get back to town
and we'll have a posse out here,

476
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:44,009
- waiting for them when they get back.
- Oh, you and that sheriff of yours...

477
00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:46,151
Why do you want
him to have all the fun?

478
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:47,957
I'm through arguing
with you, now come on.

479
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:49,610
No.

480
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:52,757
Arthur, I hate to use force, but
since we only have one horse.

481
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,984
Now look, lad,

482
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,119
how do you know that
the sheriff will believe you?

483
00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:59,254
He hasn't in the past.

484
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:01,126
I'll take my chances.

485
00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:07,070
Why don't we capture young guard

486
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,504
and then we'll take him
back with us as proof?

487
00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:12,674
No, that won't work.

488
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,643
We don't know how long
the others are gonna be gone.

489
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:18,305
Now if they come back before
we can have a posse out here

490
00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:20,577
waiting for him, they're
gonna see the guard missing,

491
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,032
they'll know something is wrong,

492
00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:25,452
and they'll head for the hills.
No, Arthur, we just won't...

493
00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:28,491
Arthur, come back here!

494
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:32,057
Arthur, you... Argh!

495
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:43,137
Hail, young gatekeeper!
King Arthur has approached.

496
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,015
That castle is
under siege, knave.

497
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:59,646
Strike thy colors, lower
the drawbridge, and yield.

498
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:07,357
After him, Gwendolyn,
full tilt! Charge!

499
00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:41,461
Arthur, look out!

500
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:57,646
Huh. Zounds, lad,

501
00:41:57,815 --> 00:42:00,785
the varlet was sturdier
than I thought. Ha-ha-ha.

502
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,944
Well, you really did
it, this time, didn't you?

503
00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,714
By Jove, I did, didn't I?

504
00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:09,850
It was lovely piece of work
if I do say so myself, heh.

505
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,428
All right, your majesty.

506
00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:15,226
- Now, you come.
- Oh. Thank you.

507
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,732
And thank you very much.

508
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,312
Now go and get your
rope and let's tie him up,

509
00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:20,481
while I figure out what we're gonna
do about the others when they get here.

510
00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:25,307
Don't worry about anything
at all, I'll think of something.

511
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:28,669
I hope not.

512
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,946
Not a sign down here.
Anything up there?

513
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:39,989
- Not a trace.
- It's turned into a lifetime job,

514
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,185
we're gonna search
all them little canyons.

515
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:47,927
Sheriff Munsey, your deputy told
me I'll probably find you out this way.

516
00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:51,399
Ben, you mind if I join
you? I got a stake in this too.

517
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,163
Hey, Pa, Sheriff Munsey,
you better come quick.

518
00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:56,568
Did you find Adam?

519
00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:58,685
No, but there's a stage down
the road that's been robbed.

520
00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:01,577
About a quarter of a mile.
I think the driver's hurt.

521
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,805
Oh, he's gonna be all right, I guess.
He's beginning to move around now.

522
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:20,958
Uh, we can catch them
bandits, if we get right after them.

523
00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:22,896
And they could know
something about your boy.

524
00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:24,747
- Sheriff.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.

525
00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:27,098
You make sure that he doesn't
move around, you hear me?

526
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,968
You folks stay right here, you'll
be all right. We'll be right back.

527
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,575
Sheriff,

528
00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:36,180
but sheriff, wait, sheriff, I
wanna ask you something.

529
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,373
It'll have to wait
for now, ma'am.

530
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,518
- But I only wanted to know if you...
- Sorry, Miss.

531
00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:49,789
Oh.

532
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:53,193
Three times.

533
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,077
I told you, amigos.
We'll be rich men.

534
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:07,473
We are rich!

535
00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:26,024
All right, throw down your
guns and put up your hands,

536
00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:29,599
or I'll pick you off one
by one like fish in a barrel.

537
00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:37,032
By thunder, it worked,
lad! We got them!

538
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:40,610
Yep. All 20 of them!

539
00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:51,051
Halt, you bandits!

540
00:44:56,594 --> 00:44:59,223
Do I see what I think I see?

541
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,888
Citizens of Camelot,

542
00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:04,001
thy good King Arthur
and his noble squire

543
00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:09,038
return from battle with the
bluggedly highwaymen subdued.

544
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,168
Yeah, verily, yeah,
forsooth, noble Arthur,

545
00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:16,280
thou dost surely
speak a mouthful.

546
00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:23,510
This is one time Adam is gonna
do some fancy explaining to me.

547
00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:27,614
Hyah!

548
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:38,897
Hey, sheriff, looks like you
made yourself a real haul, ha, ha.

549
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,130
Hey, uh, what's that?

550
00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:44,638
You tell me, and
we'll both know.

551
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:47,571
Methinks I have been away
at the crusades too long.

552
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,408
None of my loyal subjects
seem to remember me.

553
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,345
So, there you are, Uncle Leo.

554
00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:55,315
Do you realize I've been
looking for you for ten days.

555
00:45:55,486 --> 00:46:02,416
Wa-ha-ha. Phoebe, my pet,
well, how lovely to see you.

556
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,755
What brings you
all the way out here?

557
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,489
What brings me out here?

558
00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:11,268
I've been worried sick
about you, Uncle Leo,

559
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,847
I should've known this would happen
the day you lugged that armor home

560
00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:15,134
from the antique store.

561
00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:16,604
Oh, well... Ha-ha.

562
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,504
How did you find me?

563
00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:21,605
It wasn't difficult
to follow your trail.

564
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,724
When I came through
Dawcett City, the people there

565
00:46:23,748 --> 00:46:25,774
still hadn't recovered
from your little visit.

566
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,612
Half of them thought
they'd seen a ghost,

567
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,651
and the other half
thought they'd gone crazy.

568
00:46:30,254 --> 00:46:32,485
Well, it's all over now,
you're coming home with me,

569
00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:34,649
before you get into
any more trouble.

570
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,792
So there we were,
just Adam and I,

571
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:48,030
against a veritable
legion of outlaws.

572
00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:50,003
We knew the situation
was desperate,

573
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:53,144
and we knew that only
we could handle the job.

574
00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:58,612
- Well, sir, let me tell you.
- Poor, darling.

575
00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:01,150
He worked in a bank
all of his life and hated it.

576
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:04,847
He said his soul was dying for
want of some excitement in life.

577
00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:07,821
He spent all of his time
reading adventure books.

578
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:09,486
Then after Aunt Emma died,

579
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:12,994
he decided to quit reading and
go find some adventure on his own.

580
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,723
He didn't wanna
live out his old age

581
00:47:14,899 --> 00:47:18,199
without ever having known
any real thrills or excitement.

582
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:22,233
He's a romantic old
character, all right.

583
00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:24,102
Does he do this
sort of thing often?

584
00:47:24,275 --> 00:47:26,801
Well, up until now, his adventures
had all been make-believe.

585
00:47:26,977 --> 00:47:29,276
He'd go off for a
day or two by himself.

586
00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:32,849
He'd come back with all manner
of wild stories that he had imagined.

587
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:36,078
After this last outing of his,
though, I'm really worried about him.

588
00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:39,348
He keeps this sort of thing up.
- Adam!

589
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,583
Oh, we did have
a time, didn't we?

590
00:47:41,759 --> 00:47:45,355
And it isn't an experience that I
would care to repeat any time soon.

591
00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:48,456
Well, frankly, lad,
neither would I, heh.

592
00:47:48,632 --> 00:47:54,663
But you know, for the first time in
my life, I really lived all the thrills,

593
00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:56,899
the danger, the
excitement of the chase,

594
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,042
and the intoxicating
drama of combat.

595
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:04,182
No, I wouldn't wanna
do it again mind you,

596
00:48:04,348 --> 00:48:06,783
but the memories, lad, heh,

597
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:10,488
the memories I'll have
for the rest of my life.

598
00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:12,685
You're gonna be content
with those memories

599
00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:17,056
or stop worrying your poor little
niece here with all your disappearing?

600
00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,762
I promise, my dear,
no more running away.

601
00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:25,396
And King Arthur's
word is his sacred bond.

602
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:29,004
Thank you, Adam,
Mr. Cartwright, for all you've done.

603
00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:33,876
Stage is ready to leave,
Uncle Leo, we have to go.

604
00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:36,275
Very well, my dear.

605
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,478
Well, gentlemen, bye-bye.

606
00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:42,313
- Goodbye.
- Take care yourself.

607
00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:45,115
Right, in you go.

608
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,388
Oh, I almost forgot,
one more thing.

609
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:49,686
Adam, come here.

610
00:48:58,903 --> 00:49:01,304
For gallant and
meritorious service,

611
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:06,733
and for an understanding
and sympathetic heart,

612
00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:11,281
King Arthur does bestow upon
thee the noble rank of knight.

613
00:49:13,984 --> 00:49:16,112
I dub thee Sir Adam.

614
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:21,682
Goodbye, King Arthur,
hail and farewell.

615
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:27,924
Charge!

616
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,939
Peasants.

617
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:37,359
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618
00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:39,436
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